I just got home haha
What’s up haha
I’m tryna put it in your b hole haha
so my cousin took a selfie today
but can we all take a second to appreciate my grandmas face in the background
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
The Mighty Thor #6 || All-New Marvel Now Point One
"You are my brother and I love you…"
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
“I’m going to pretend I didn’t pretend to hear that.”
(Aang & Momo / Bumi & Bum Ju)
See if you can figure out what they’re talking about before you reach the bottom
Client 1: “I’m simply not comfortable with those letters, something is missing.”
Client 2: “Well, yes, the cross stroke is gone from the letter A.”
Client 1: “Yes, and that bothers me.”
Client 2: “Why?”
Client 1: (long pause) “I just don’t feel we are getting our money’s worth!”
The logo being discussed:
Dean Dean Dean
You didn’t even check out the tablet nor the kidnapped prophet. You just went straight to the very person you cared most.
Omg Cas Cas! What happened!? Are you hurt? Are you alright? Look at all the glass around you! Did you cut yourself? Can you get up?
Oh hi Kevin.
let’s not forget Kevin had just been captured and kidnapped by Crowley and HAD HIS FINGER CUT OFF, but nooooo, check on your immortal boyfriend.
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
We’ll figure it out, okay? just like we always do.
Let it go brother, let it go…
i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher