Ellen DeGeneres aka the sweetest person alive
omg I am gonna cry
“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”
everyone was talking about it
i got curious
i watched it
and i liked it
how is that a bad thing
Okay, let tell you people a thing. Dreamworks, is probably the best movie animation make ever. Look what they managed to make in 2004. FREAKING 2004!
Do you see all the FUDGING DETAIL ON HER BEAUTIFUL FUDGING FACE? DO YOU SEE IT?!
And then they make How to Train Your Dragon, in 2010. Look at it. Just look.
And don’t even get me STARTED on Rotg in 2012.
Now do you see why I love Dreamworks sooo much?
This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices
Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says “Who comes into a fucking bar for a drink of water? I’ll have a beer.”
why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed
uhm im pretty sure OP was talking about sex lol. what are you 12 or something ?
. what the fuck is sex
can you even make the “are you even twelve” when twelve year olds are fuckin each other in bathroom stalls
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
i once fell asleep in my history class and woke up right when my teacher asked the class a question. I, confidently, raised my hand and answered, “Turnip” The whole class stared at me while my teacher just told me to go back to sleep