Alien Abduction light - UFO lamp, conceived by Lasse Klein is a unique lighting unit which is shaped like an alien saucer or a UFO.

(Source: takethedamncash)

sol1dsnake:

u kno a fandom is broken when they have an “everyone is alive” au

(Source: kaz-miller)


marchbarranco:

kristoff-bjorgmans-booty:

bjorg-man:

watch this

THESE VIDEOS ARE RUINING MY LIFE I MUST FIND THE MAKER 

I love it !

bnaksy:

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

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wow these jeans look great
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but they look familiar
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oh

(Source: seba-stan)

singlernom:

when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours 

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(Source: taggedwhat)

jamehcook:

grapes with seeds can go to hell

fallincastiel:

i am bored of tumblr but at the same time i am addicted to tumblr 

(Source: abaddohn)

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy)

cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

(Source: whitepassing)

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

chocolatemew:

i-effed-it-all-up:

songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown

and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down